of course. lets lasso hookers.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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