I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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