Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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