4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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