yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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