Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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