i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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