She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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