escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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