If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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