matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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