Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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