I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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