had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I have aggressive nipples.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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