I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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