I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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