She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
