id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just had sex on a roof
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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