Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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