Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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