I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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