I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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