Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
