Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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