WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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