I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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