who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize