feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
