check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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