i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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