just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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