yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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