Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
there was a trapeze. enough said
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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