your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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