So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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