please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
