We won't sleep together?
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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