Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Randomize
