Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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