Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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