On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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