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we're chasing vodka with high fives
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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