Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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