I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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