Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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