Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
