Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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