I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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