she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You pole danced in your parka.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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