Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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