why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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