she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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