I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
