If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
