So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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