I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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