I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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